#I’m just gonna show up at the olympic village no one has to know I’m not an athlete #then I will sleep with everyone hot and rollerblade the fuck out of there #except not quickly or gracefully because I’m not actually an olympian

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posted 2 years ago


If I ever get really hammered drunk and you’re there

please position me like this:

She looks so deformed?

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posted 2 years ago (® jankyass1-deactivated20121012)